What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why are so many Communist Chinese on Quora despite it being illegal for Chinese citizens to use Quora?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

Dr No

Why don't we hear our own snoring?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”